"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
"In the end I want it to be you."